20 SO BAD THEY'RE GOOD … timeless, corny, punny Dad Jokes!
Wondering what a dad joke is? Dad jokes are those corny jokes, usually based on puns, that dads love to tell.
You know, the ones that make you EYE-ROLL and say, "Oh, Dad!" but secretly, you laugh because they're pretty funny!
In honour of all the Dads in the lead-up to Father's Day, we asked our team to tell us their fave dad jokes…
David, SGI's own resident dad-joker picked 3 winners below:
Despite the jokes, we all know there's nothing more unconditional or amazing than the love a real rad dad pours
into his family. So, with the utmost love and respect, we want to celebrate the GOOD our dads bring to our lives by
sharing some infamous BAD dad jokes …
I've got a great joke about road construction, but it's not done yet.
What is the name of the smartest dinosaur? The thesaurus!
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent!
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? TEN TICKLES!
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was too tiring!
"Dad, did you get a haircut?" "No, I got them all cut."
How do you calm a baby astronaut? You rocket.
Kid: I'm hungry. Husband: Hi, Hungry; I'm Dad.
Sorry, but due to COVID-19, they're all inside jokes (so you won't get it).
What kind of sound does a donkey's car horn make? Hee-HONK.
Don't buy anything with Velcro! It's a total rip-off.
What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue!
I gave away all my dead batteries today, free of charge!
Why do bees have sticky hair?... because they use a honeycomb.
What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwear.
Why do melons have weddings? Because they are cantaloupe.
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut!
Make Dad's day, and replenish his supply of eye-roll-worthy wit and wisdom with this list of LOLs.
And don't forget, you should never tell an egg a joke unless you want it to crack up!
Are you a dad? Do you know a dad? Or do you just tell bad #dadjokes? Share your so bad they're good Dad jokes
with us in the comments.